
How To Tell You're A Douchebag
Narrative Synopsis
Ray Livingston is a relationship-blogging hack (“freelance writer, actually”) responsible for Brooklyn’s infamous blog, “Occasionally Dating Black Women.” The well-written, if not controversial, blog has generated some notoriety, but Ray is chafing from an overextended stay in New York, romantic ennui, and a stagnating writing career. After a particularly crappy week, he goes off on a tirade and harasses a gorgeous random passerby, only to discover that it’s Rochelle Marseille, one of New York’s up-and-coming authors. Moving to make amends in an effort to preserve his media clout, Ray is stunned when Rochelle gives him more than he ever thought she would.
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Narrative DNA Intelligence
Brisk & Engaging
5 / 10
Uplifting Closure
Intimate & Heartfelt
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Moderate
Engagement barrierStandard Rhythmic Build
Story velocityModerate (Direct Narrative)
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