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Feature Film
6.0 / 10
A Haunted House
"This $*%! ain't paranormal."
2013-01-11
86 mins
Comedy, Horror
Narrative Synopsis
Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, but soon learn a demon also resides there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm - determined to keep his sex life on track - turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters for help in this spoof of all the "found-footage/documentary style" films released in recent years.
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Narrative DNA Intelligence
Pacing
Brisk & Engaging
Complexity
6 / 10
Ending Impact
Lingering Psychological Dread
Vibe Tone
Claustrophobic & Ominous
Narrative Assessment:
Calculated narrative telemetry highlights notable thematic precision within Comedy. With an established critical baseline of 6.0/10, the plot emphasizes brisk & engaging pacing paired with an ending characterized by lingering psychological dread.
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Twist Potency
7.0 / 10
Boredom Risk
Moderate
Engagement barrierPacing Cadence
Standard Rhythmic Build
Story velocity Rewatch Value
High (Layered Nuances)
Hidden layers⚡ Critical Viewing Advisory:
"Maintain active attention during the pivotal turning points. The narrative progression hinges on subtle thematic cues established in the first two acts before converging in the climax."
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A Haunted House leans into psychological claustrophobia, visceral dread, and lingering atmospheric unease designed for tension enthusiasts. Holding an audience consensus score of 6.0/10 over a 86 minutes runtime and centered on the premise "This $*%! ain't paranormal.", it stands out as a compelling watch for enthusiasts of the genre.
